lumos5000:

amazingphanonfire:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

phaandemonium:

SO THE BACK DOOR IS OPEN AND SOME RANDOM KID HAS WALKED INTO MY HOUSE. HE IS LITERALLY JUST ROAMING AROUND THE HOUSE I DON’T KNOW WHAT TO DO. WHAT DO YOU DO WHEN RANDOM CHILDREN WALK INTO YOUR HOME?

he keeps calling me daddy. 

i am a female. 

i hope you enjoy reblogging one of the scariest moments of my life. i was in the same house a a four year old serial killer. 

are you my daddy?

Me: I'm so tired I could collaspe into bed and sleep for a year..
Me: gets in bed
Me: how was earth created
Me: who made microwaves
Me: how does the internet even work
Me: I'm hungry
Me: feels bad about something I did 4 years ago
Me: remembers 73 unfinished tasks
Me: too wired to sleep.

I think that if I were a pokémon I’d be a psyduck

lmeg9:

penguinhumor:

trying to socialize with friends

getting a compliment

new episode of my favorite show

responsibilities

life

whoever made this, I love you