I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET
DON’T CALL ME THAT
I AM EVIL
I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT
my dad is a senior software engineer at Google
this is his work laptop
he takes it to company meetings
I’ve been told he has received many compliments
did you read the post
prepare for high school then prepare for college then prepare for your career then prepare for retirement then you’re dead
then prepare for skeleton war
is no one going to talk about the man who ran for president this year who wore a boot on his head and wanted everyone to get free ponies
I’VE BEEN LOOKING FOR THIS ANDN I FOUNF AGAIN.
WHY ON EARTH WOULD YOU BRING THIS BACK
He tossed glitter all over a guy who was against same sex marriage on live TV once.
I would vote for him
i wanted him so fucking bad i could taste the boot
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.